Shuppity Duppity

sl-an:

This was my barbenheimer

dogrates:

dogrates:

anyone who acts like there’s some kind of implicit understanding or sisterhood between all women is straight up lying

i made this post specifically about a friend of mine, so let me say this: if you want to be a girl, but feel like you can’t because you would never be comfortable in The Club of Womanhood, don’t worry! feeling like an alienated little weirdo who will never Get what other girls seem to pick up naturally is in fact an extremely Girl experience

27dragons:

allstrangenature:

I can barely contain myself right now

holy shit

HOLY SHIT

holy CRAP.

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There is a lot wrong with the world at the moment, but the Smithsonian… the Smithsonian is right.

card-of-the-day:

Today’s card is: A 3x5 index card

quasarkisses:

hyrude:

STOP! are you operating on an arbitrary set of terms and rules known only to you? have you created an ultimatum or specific if/then scenario for someone else without communicating it to them? have you considered making a decision and calculated all the consequences and potential reactions to those consequences and consequences for those reactions before you actually made the decision? it may be time to say some words out loud to another person!

I think of this post constantly so I made a graphic to send to other people

[ID: a graphic displaying the above text. End ID]

pokeharvest:

mrnargle:

whenever my program freezes

[Image ID: A blurry image of Linus from Sharkboy and Lavagirl with text reading: “Task Manager / Kill Him” in all caps. End ID.]

dukeofbookingham:

sandersstudies:

all-my-fandoms-are-killing-me:

sandersstudies:

fainsworld:

pleaseletthisjimbetaken:

sandersstudies:

samsjammaam:

sandersstudies:

roman-flair:

sandersstudies:

rinofwater:

sandersstudies:

i-will-physically-fight-you:

sandersstudies:

You can literally make anything and anyone problematic if you try hard enough seriously give me people and things and I’ll make them all “problematic” right now.

Dogs.

I don’t even have to do this one because PETA did it first by insinuating domestication is inherently abusive.

The sky

Used to trick and mock anyone who asks “what’s up?” A bullying tactic.

Super Mario Bros.

Stereotypes Italians, enforces the narrative of women who need men to rescue them, and encourages violence against turtles.

John Mulaney

He was over on the bench and he SAW what they did to Tyler and he did NOTHING.

Omfg

Pokemon

Making your pets fight repeatedly is animal abuse.

OP

OP literally argued that dogs were problematic but go off I guess

This is a work of art and should be sent to everyone as soon as they sign up for Tumblr so they know what they’re walking into

vonkarn:

autisticsupervillain:

vonkarn:

During your time on The Internet, you may see many images of Girls consuming Cheeseburgers. This is because The Flesh of A Large Animal, such as a Cow, has a Calming Effect on Women.

An Avatar of the Flesh wrote this post.

I’m of the Hunt but whatever

bakafox:

TREE! LAW! UPDATE!

ehksidian:

ehksidian:

magi-sys:

ehksidian:

No no, see, there’s a solution.

You just take a hood, cut out the back, and split it in half. Bring it up and button it up at the top.

I showed this to a wizard and they turned me into a frog

That sounds like a you problem. I’ll prove it even.

I have been turned into a frog.

the-sun-station:

magi-sys:

I think inventing LED displays was a mistake. We had the ability to make our monitors weigh 40 pounds and make big juicy BDUMMMMM noises when we degaussed them and now I see frame rates too high and 60 fps looks slow to me.

I can no longer put a giant magnet in front of a CRT to look at funny patterns so now I have to use those giant magnets on the nearest synth instead.

It’s just not the same, man.

arsonforcharlie:

egg-buddy:

gummybearattacktheworldofdespair:

I didn’t realise it was pointing up and was falling onto the camera I thought the printer was leaping at me

pov: you just asked someone to toss you your keys

nyancrimew:

nyancrimew:

nyancrimew:

i think it’s really fucking funny actually how they forgot to make the new tumbler web ui scale at all, this shit is tiny as fuck on my 4k monitor

WHY DID YOU MAKE THE POSTS LESS WIDE, LIKE THIS UI IS NOT JUST BUNCHED UP FOR NO REASON IT ALSO SQUISHES THE INBOX AND DASH FOR LITERALLY NO REASON, MY SCREEN IS WIDE USE THAT SPACE

like i wouldnt even care THAT much about the buttons having moved to the left (its a useless change but like yea whatever) if they at least fucking did it in a clean and responsive way and didnt just squish the site even more, there wouldve been a way to do this that wouldve ended up leaving extra space for posts n stuff that isnt there right now but NO

midiport:

evilwizard:

thiccr0mancer:

thiccr0mancer:

evilwizard:

ma’am could you please take a step back. yes—yes ma’am it’s because of your AOE poison attack aura

-1

-1

ma’am please